How was your Monday on a scale of crushed spirit, to corporate ecstasy?

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Personally at: Numb, bored, and inhumanely dead.

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Ditto!

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My spirit was crushed by an elephant (perhaps on ecstasy, then thrown into a blender, ground into a pulp and set on fire.

Had bad client, work, family, personal, financial and medical all all nicely spaced throughout the day. Thank you for reminding me that today was the low point of my 30+ years of life.

I made a Manhattan which made me feel a little better, but then I had to take my son to the ER 2 sips in. Mondays suck. I don’t even know why I’m on this app right now.

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This app is overall toxic but it does serve as a good distraction.

Corporate ecstasy!!! Great conversation with a C suite exec, got on the short list for an RFP and had drinks with a client who was a role model / mentor

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Applebee’s burbon street steak

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Did you can an Oreo shake with the with cream on the top top?

What on earth is corporate ecstasy?

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You know it when you know it

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Relieved that I was proven right that Accenture didn’t value me and it was time to move on… not sure it was worth sticking around for the bonus. SMH at losing the last year of my life working non-stop… now I just say No, and close my laptop until my last day…

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4hr Depression nap between morning huddle and client meeting in the afternoon

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I was absolutely locked in writing code today, did not stop til project was done. Still probs doesn’t make up for the slacking that has been the last two months but small victories.

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Mostly both. Lots of inane, dumb shit work stuff. I also made $25k with my side gig.

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