Looking for a husband 🤣

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Girl me too lol make great money, financially stability and hella single 😭

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Some men are intimidated if they make less than their lady. Not me… I’d be a stay at home husband in a heartbeat.

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Ya’ll go start your own search lol Stop poaching my potential husbands 🤣

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😂

Also accepting husband applications 💁🏼‍♀️
Must be excited about being a dog dad to a Pomeranian (and possibly an Aussie in the future).

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Lol couldn’t be more opposite. I just meant if you don’t want to be a dog dad, we are probably not compatible b/c my dog is my baby 😂

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I’m currently accepting applications for a wife. Please send your most up to date resume to my DMs. Must haves: fun and outgoing, mentally and financially stable (not crazy), lives a generally healthy lifestyle. I looking forward to hearing from you.

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CSA1 I mean actually crazy. Like doing things that would cause any regular person outside of the relationship to say “she’s crazy wtf”.

Also accepting husband applications 💁🏻‍♀️ early 30s , love to make money and have fun. Very direct, love animals, wine/breweries and the beach!
📍San Diego / riverside / Oc

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I’m a lover of the great indoors, don’t know how to ride a bike and love skydiving. Bonus points if you like to sleep in.

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🫣🙋🏼

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Hello

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Well hello there 💁🏼‍♀️

Interesting that everyone assumed this person is a women. Just saying.

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LOL Do you have straight men friends tho? A brother? Second cousin? Coworker?

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It’s been a week and I’m still single.

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It’s because we haven’t gone to dinner yet

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Wrong app :))

They say there are more fish in the sea so I came to fishbowl cuz the sea is contaminated

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Me 3 😂

You and me both sister.

You and me both sister, you and me both.

It’s because we haven’t gone to dinner yet

Good luck. When you figure out where to find one please let me know so I can find one too hahahaha.

it hasn’t been here 🤣 or anywhere yet

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