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Anyone witnessed these protests first hand?
'An Empirical Analysis of Racial Differences in Use of Police Force' by Roland Fryer
Link to study:
https://scholar.harvard.edu/fryer/publications/empirical-analysis-racial-differences-police-use-force
Some bullets:
- Blacks 53% more likely to experience any use of force relative to 15% for whites
- All controls available, officers 46.6% less likely to discharge firearms before being attacked if suspect is black.
- Black officers are more likely to shoot unarmed whites, relative to white officers.
- Blacks are 21% less likely to report voluntary interaction with police than whites.
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I’ve always wanted to know how long someone can stay employed without quitting at the big 4 just by doing the minimum. Can you please test this out? Just respond to emails on the phone and give vague reasons why you are not able to come into the office or finish your work. Let’s see how long you can stretch this out.
Even better
Are you single?
No worries cash is king regardless of gender
I’m not saying don’t quit, but please take some time for the news to settle and decide on your next moves. If you start buying houses and cars as quickly as you are quitting, that money won’t last very long. Put a plan in place to make thar $4.5M last.
Enjoy the cash. Congrats!
I'll keep it modest, I just want to get rid of the laptop without going in.
I mean....gotta tell us how much
K2 said without depleting the principal. Not that you couldn’t live off of 4.5m lol
OP, first off I’m so excited for you. That doesn’t happen often and you are blessed.
Why are you doing that though? Why not go in, tell the firm what happened, wrap up your work, then quit? Or if you really don’t want to wrap up then go in and hand them your laptop? Thank them for the great opportunity. I understand the desire for wanting to leave immediately given your circumstances, but don’t burn the bridge. You’ll either turn this money into a much greater amount in the future, you’ll lose the money, or something in between. In either case the firm and the connections you made can one day help you. $4.5M is a healthy amount of money but it’s not the biggest deal in the world (in the long run) and it certainly won’t buy you character. Don’t let some money define your personality in a poor manner to an entire firm. Good luck!
I'd go in, talk with my boss and straight up tell him that today's my last day and that's that.
Ps. IM JEALOUS AS HELL
Why don’t you just grow a backbone and tell them what’s up and return your laptop?
How is quitting confrontational???
Yea don't quit yet. Maybe get a low stress easier job, invest the cash and use the interest to ball out.
Bless you OP! If I got that cash I’d invest and go back to school so I can learn what I’m really passionate about. Make it count broski!
Yeah I'll invest and live off interest. Think I'll teach.
Is this real
Damn, I often dream of winning the lottery and quitting. I don't buy lottery tickets though lol so my odds are pretty low.
So true
Just email and ask where you can mail your stuff. Run thru the postage.
Smart
Lucky you
Send it in by courier.
Don’t burn a bridge. Give notice and wrap up jobs If applicable. Yeah a bunch of us are jealous. Congrats
I would just show up in my pajamas, drop that laptop off in the partners office, get a coffee on my way to see hr, let them know I quit and walk out.