I just spent 2 hours writing a thank you email to the hiring manager for an interview that took place Friday. . because I REALLY REALLY REALLY want the job!!!!! It was a 5 sentences long, used ChatGPT twice and listened to a 45m podcast in which the recipient of this email was apart of. I WANT THIS SO BAD. Please pray for me.

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Woah… dude, I hope you get the job

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You should have just sent them this 😂

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