I overheard one of our devs talking to another coworker about how he managed to get his laptop replaced. (Note: Our IT team is know for being notoriously stingy with new tech.) He said after the 5th time it crashed mid-compile he threw it in the sink and put it out of its misery. Anyone else ever trashed their tech to get upgraded?

Is there a demand for privacy professionals? Been seeing this discussed more and more recently

My favorite week in Miami is coming up! Hope you folks in brickell don’t mind the 45 minute wait for Ubers lol

Dear TCSers,
How many of you are still Working from Home? Is WFO is not mandatory for everyone?

Is it too late to get a tech job now if I graduate next semester in may? applied for many software engineer roles in nyc but haven’t heard back

What would be the normal CTC range for Associate Consultant at Pune? My current CTC is 6 LPA. If suppose I am negotiating with KPMG HR, how much CTC shall I ask for Supply Chain & Operations role?

Preparing for a Digital Associate position interview.

Have an upcoming phone case interview.
1. How are digital cases different than general consulting?
2. How complex are the phone case interviews?
3. Resources/ books/ YouTube channels I should be looking at?

This position would help me a lot at this point in life. Appreciate the help!!!

Does anyone know the average pay of a physician assistant emergency medicine working in Orange County?

I’m applying to some PE funds (currently a BA at a top consultancy). I want to know, assuming I get in, when can I buy myself a Ferrari and a yacht?

Hi All,

Please give me ur answer!!

Does PWC AC banglore offers permanent wfh?

Will that be mentioned in offer letter?

I have HR discussion tomorrow.

I have an offer from EY GDS bangalore, I am looking for WFH. Which one should I prefer?? Please provide your inputs😊Pwc AC @EY

Hi IBMers
What is role of a senior advisory consultant. Is it similar to solution architect

Creative directors, what is your salary and how many years have you been in your CD role?

My dad who lives in Asia just announced that he had a medical issue. I’m starting to enter the age where I’m going to take care of him financially. It’s a $2,000 hospital bill which in the US is nothing compared to what it represents there (which he can’t afford). He’s going to be fine! Just wanted to share with this group as many of you can understand what it feels like to support your parents when they’re old, not the other way around. I feel so blessed I can help him. 🙏🏽

Hi fishes,
I am starting my career in DevOps . Going to work in a project in DevOps role. Had no idea what DevOps was a month back. Learnt Linux commands, Docker, Kubernetes, Helm Charts. What all tech stack I need to learn more apart from these to become a skilled DevOps professional.
What does a salary look like for DevOps Engineer in long run ?
YOE - <1

Hi all, interested in an Pre Sales Leadership role at Hubspot, anyone have an idea of pay and if there’s a good Pre Sales Leadership team/culture?

Starting at a new firm, What can I do to leave a good first impression?

Can someone please help me with the reimbursement amount CBA provides for goods transportation?
TIA

Is anyone from this bowl working at 6sense?

If yes, please share some info regarding work culture, Work life balance, job security and employee benefits.

Thanks in advance, fishes.

Does optum revise their offer if i have higher offer from other company?

On a Zoom call:
Colleague A: *begins talking*
Colleague B: *begins talking at the the same time as A*
Colleague B: "I'm sorry, A. Go ahead"
Colleague B: (said with much attitude) "No, B. You go ahead. I'm sure what you have to say is more important anyhow."
Everyone else on the call: *Stunned silence....*

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

“You have a good looking face. But your body is absolute junk."

“– Pick one: purple or blue.

– I can’t do this, this is way too complicated.”

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

“I just want to see her cry” — People! Wtf!

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

Joined a call to hear “how’s my sql replication looking? Yeah,!I’m good.)

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.