On a Zoom call:
Colleague A: *begins talking*
Colleague B: *begins talking at the the same time as A*
Colleague B: "I'm sorry, A. Go ahead"
Colleague B: (said with much attitude) "No, B. You go ahead. I'm sure what you have to say is more important anyhow."
Everyone else on the call: *Stunned silence....*

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It’s even funnier when both are letting the other talk and then it’s awkward and silent and then both try to talk again and they interrupt again

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Sounds like this - https://youtu.be/DYu_bGbZiiQ

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Replying to the above comment ^^^ That’s just immature honestly. I’d hate if someone did that to me for different meetings

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https://youtu.be/LYSuAfDI22I

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I'm sure things just get lost in remote translation.

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This happens all the time at my office. The supervisor says things like that often.

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Yeesh

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We made a “rule” on our project that when this happens, more junior person gets to say their point first! Helps avoid awkwardness.

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Umm yikes 😬

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Happens all the time. 😂

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