I predict a bunch of us are going to be laid off because we selected this 🍊 for Prez. Just wtf America

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Sorry for you! I am in a parallel universe where things have changed and we will adapt and move on

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🍊 orange 🍑peach

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Thanks, Nate

And you know the future ?

Yes, I'm gifted like that

Is that an orange? Or a peach?

Thanks for the education. Clearly trump U didn't teach me well. 😂

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