I read this thing like 3 times, just what?

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I was at that bank. That’s exactly what happened. Such an ordeal.

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Well OP just robbed me of the time I spent reading this.

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What is it called?

I want to know why the lady lay provocatively on the table. Maybe she recognized the younger brother from her MBA days.

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I need multiple camera angles of this woman. Was she wearing a short skirt? What’s the color of her hair?

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I love it. It’s insightful, funny, uplifting, and satirical.

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part two

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I want to somehow work this around to a "There's always money in the banana stand" joke, but i just don't have the time.

#barf

I wish a try-hard “thoughtless leader” would post “The Aristocrats” and relate it to sales.

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At which level of seniority is it acceptable to dress like this?

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

This whole thing is cringe - how proposed after forcing employees to make a fake commercial and attend, calling himself rainmaker, the formatting. Image of the text in comments.

If only he just made a post being excited about being engaged (still not for LinkedIn, but whatever).

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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