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Alright, Fishbowl - whats the juiciest gossip you heard this week at work?

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"she doesn't have good boobs" †
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“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

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“I just want to see her cry” — People! Wtf!

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What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you at work? One time a co-worker divulged to me that they had a collection of troll dolls that they named and sometimes still played with.

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So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...

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Joined a call to hear “how’s my sql replication looking? Yeah,!I’m good.)

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"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

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“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

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Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

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I don’t have a horse in this fight

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How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

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Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

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From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

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I was recently promoted, and now part of my team report to me. I'm now able to see their pay rates and I am honestly so disappointed in the company. Especially since we just gave annual raises in Feb, plus we can all see where the money is going and it's not to the employees. Makes me sick

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Why ask us if you really don't care?

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Positive story: I am working as Software Developer at Amdocs and recently company came up with unlimited vacation days policy to maintain the work life balance.

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I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

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"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

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“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

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