How do I retire by next week? Need suggestions. Thank you. ✊ We in this together.

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Sprain your thumb, take immediate paid leave, then transition to full time disability, and move to a small village in papa new gunea or somewhere super inexpensive

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Sell deep in the money puts on SHIB. It’s 🚀to the 🌝

Did you make it?

Lo siento.

Neither did I.

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Currently 31 with 6.5 YOE and single . Should have NW of 250k by end of this year. (No significant assets in India). Considering this money all reminds invested I should have a decent nest egg for retirement. Have an LIC policy that will be worth arnd 50 lakhs when I surrender it (plan down payment for an apartment). Struggling to convince parents this should be enough for me to move back. They think I should move back when I have more financial security. What more should I plan for ?

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Hey all, I reached a milestone today and wanted to share. From this afternoon it’s officially been 5 years since I started down the personal investmenting journey!

For those of you just starting, it gets easier and satisfying as your wealth builds. Mistakes happen but you learn and move on. For those far ahead of me, looking forward to what’s to come 😄

How long have you been investing and if you calculate it, what has your annualized return been?

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If I have a six year old and 150k in a 529, can I say I’m done?

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Can I still do a backdoor ROtH IRA for 2021?

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Pro tip: live close to poorer people to feel rich. The feelings of wealth are extremely subjective and is mainly based on comparison

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Best areas to invest in commercial property in Pine.

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Does anyone know the answer to this? - My first mortgage statement was generated on 11/2 with a due date of 12/1 and includes a month of interest based on the balance on 11/2. I made a principle only payment on 11/14 of $500 which was applied right away. Will the interest automatically recalc to reflect a lower outstanding balance for a portion of the month? I plan to do this every month.

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Making a lot of money relative to the average but feeling poor? Median after-tax income was ~$55,000 in 1981 and was ~$73,000 in 2020. Using a Bank of Canada inflation calculator $55,000 in 1981 is equivalent to ~$165,000 today, which would put someone in the top 10% of earners today. But in 1981 the median family had that extra money. Who can I blame?

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Is it wise decision to invest more than 3% in PPP. Now a days cgi share price is growing rapidly.

Any thought on individual contribution(more than 3%)

# CGI

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Fish fam - quite new to all this and would appreciate your support. if I am based in a high income tax state but work on site in a lower income tax state. Can I claim the paid taxes back from my home state or do I always pay income tax based on where my home office location is?
Thanks

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I only have Reg left. I failed it once before. For those who have passed Reg what were some of things you focused on? Also if you have any study tips I would really appreciate it, tax has never come naturally to me.

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I received an e-mail subjected "Balance Summary" from notifications@thanks.com

It shows 1000/- in my account that I can use for shoping.

Does anyone have any idea, from where does that money came? and how can I utilize that?

Thanks!

KPMG EY Deloitte PwC

I wish I wasn’t adaptable. Humans aspire for a greater level of comfort and once achieved, adopt that as their new baseline. Because of this, somebody making $100k cannot simply comfortably revert back to a $50k lifestyle. The slow growth of personal wealth isn’t noticed as ideated. Instead, we are never satisfied.

Can you relate? Has your salary / net worth growth dramatically improved your quality of life?

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Make 72k with not a lot savings at the moment since I am new in the workforce. Any advice on how to break into real estate.
Also already own a primary residence.

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Don’t mix Investment and Insurance.
Buy term insurance in your early age.
Invest mix mode equity and debt .
Ping me for invest and insurance help.
Also get discount price for insurance

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Does anyone use Acorns or something like that for investing? Thoughts?

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Can partners at EY consulting buy as much equity as they desire?

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Anyone here working in the NYC area? Wondering how you manage to save and buy for a house with such a high cost of living in the city and the suburbs around it. How did you do it? And areas that you would recommend looking at. I’m currently 24. Maxing out all retirement accounts, debt free and have 6 months emergency fund. Looking for areas to buy a house in the future, but getting discouraged with these crazy prices

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Are y’all waiting to do a mega backdoor Roth to see what they do about build back better this year or just moving forward with it?

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Finished Rich Dad Poor Dad and appreciate the emphasis on creating alternative cash flows (vs. just income). Does anyone have book recommendations on creating wealth? I've focused heavily on income + 'safe' investing, but intrigued to learn more.

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Are there any restaurants offering a take-home Christmas dinner? Like they make the food and you just heat it up when you bring it home?

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Does anyone here have a Tesla? Should I do it???...

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Is it bad form to reach out to people on here for the company I’m targeting? I’m referring to the employees who have their networking turned on so you can see their name and position.

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Going to take my shot on here:
Does anyone know the name of this Chinese restaurant connected to a run down hotel in DC? Supposed to be one of the few authentic places.
Best Chinese food ever.

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Wanted to know the range of salary for consultant specialist role? Yoe 10+

Out of curiosity, thoughts on Under Armour sneakers? Curry 5 or The Rock’s new shoe?

Are y’all safe after the tornadoes?

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Damn LIBOR rate up again...

What healthcare consulting firms are hiring right now?

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When you know the employee survey results for your business unit will be absolute dog crap, just delay the survey and claim it’s so you can conduct a more focused survey for your business unit.

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Set very low expectations for raises and bonuses this year. START NOW. No firm can beat what the market is paying for talent, so under promise with low expectations. That way people will feel grateful when they get a 2% COLA in a few months.

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For those of you who faked having children during this WFH period to establish some sort of WLB or whatever other reason… how are you going to spin it when we go back to the office/ client site?

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How do I get promoted?

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Join the Politics Bowl for mature and well reasoned discussions about the issues of the day.

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Conduct annual performance reviews with your kids and let them know their status in the family is at stake. There’s no feeling in the world that compares to seeing an 8 year old kid on a PIP turn it around and earn an invitation to come back next year.

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Family vacations are a must. The house is so much quieter when my wife takes the kids out of the country.

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Post your hatred here. Feel free to include your name level and role and the names of those whom you hate the most at your firm. Pls include why. Incriminating evidence is welcome. This is a safe space and there is literally zero chance your boss or any of your coworkers will find out. Not that many ppl may attention to what is said here.

What is the best answer to “Do I look fat in this?”

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Hot takes on the internet- especially in anonymous apps filled with overpaid, out of touch, educated fools - is the best way to form your opinions on the issues of the day.

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If you’re not competent enough to solve real problems in the organization, create a few minor problems that you can solve and look like a hero.

But you have to ensure the org feels the pain of your decision before promising to fix it. It’s like the three parts of a magic trick: the pledge where you float your idea, the turn where you inflict your idea, and the prestige where you fake a way to fix the mess you made on purpose.

Only works managing up, tho.

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When an organization is not adequately staffed, be sure increase the number of meetings to address how to allocate people. Forcing negotiations at multiple org levels around the same decisions will ensure everyone is totally aligned.

This accomplishes three things:
1) Everyone is mad at each other since they’re competing for people
2) They’re confused and not able to pay attention to the root issue of chronic under staffing
3) They’re distracted from blaming mgmt for the root cause.

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Make every effort to record the fireworks display tonight.

You’re sure to watch that video regularly. Unlike the last 7 years of fireworks displays you watched live through your smartphone screen.

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Put all your money in crypto. It’s done going down.

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Read your childrens’ diaries every week. That way you know if you’re not giving them enough privacy.

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We’re approaching annual review season and it’s very important you put your 2022 goals into the system. Most of you don’t have any goals listed (10.5 months into the year) and they goals mean f*ck all in the evaluation process, but I need you to get your goals documented TODAY.

How do I ship my mom in law back? Almost ruining our marriage and loosing the affection for my wife and kids already

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