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How do I retire by next week? Need suggestions. Thank you. ✊ We in this together.

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Sprain your thumb, take immediate paid leave, then transition to full time disability, and move to a small village in papa new gunea or somewhere super inexpensive

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Sell deep in the money puts on SHIB. It’s 🚀to the 🌝

Did you make it?

Lo siento. Neither did I.

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How do I get super rich and retire by next year? 2 years latest? Tx in Adv

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I absolutely hate EY’s Fidelity 401k. Deloitte’s Vanguard answers the phone the moment you call. Meanwhile Fidelity I’ve been on hold for 20min+ and this is every time I call.

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Would you retire if you had $4M in savings?

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26 and my 401K balance looks like my annual income 🙏🏻 feeling thankful and motivated to continue to play in this consulting game 🤓

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To all you 90s kids that loved “emo / punk” bands, what bands do you still listen to and wish made a come back tour (or wish to see them live one more time before they retire)?

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I consider myself a gen xer. I feel that in the past, longevity and loyalty to a company was the trend. Now, i see ppl with resumes and they stay for less than a year in a job and change jobs constantly. The younger generation and are so eager to move up the ladder. I wonder if the move up is too fast and is really justified. Or perhaps the younger generation feels a lot more entitled and are more aggressive. Thoughts?

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Has anyone been promoted to senior 1 Tax in atl? What was your salary?

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Does your company offer you any kind of gift or comp for the holiday season?

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What do you plan on getting yourself for Christmas?

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Infrastructure PE case studies: does anyone know what these look like and what sources to use to prep? It seems like the common suggested sources like peakframeworks only have corporate PE models

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Any investment property owners here? How did u land the decision to take the plunge? I know diversification is important, but why didn’t h instead go the ETF/stocks route?

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Thoughts on unlimited PTO?

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Testimony Time: I started a new job in July 2021 was on 6 months probation and unfortunately suffered from two family losses within that time. This drastically impacted my performance as I was one of the key people in planning the funeral arrangements. My probation was extended by 3 months and eventually I was let go. It was devastating. After 4 weeks of applications and interviews, Today I accepted a new job earning DOUBLE the salary. Sometimes we mistake PAIN for POSITIONING. God is good!!!

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I always struggled with career anxiety / imposter syndrome but I think it’s 10x worse than it’s ever been. I’m at a decent sized but relatively unknown firm, genuinely don’t know what skills I have after 5+ years in consulting. My plan to make to make it to the next level feels shittier everyday. I don’t even know how I’ve made it this far. Feel like I’ve just charmed or bullshitted people into good reviews and promotions and eventually it’s going to catch up with me.

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Today's my last day at PwC. mixed emotions, but overall can't wait to move on. The hours nearly killed my marriage.

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What’s the appropriate Christmas tip for a barber you go to regularly? Normal haircut is in the $55 range.

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Just wanted to send strength, patience and courage to all mammas! I had a coworker have a major meltdown today during the company and wide town hall because she is just so tired of doing it all! We all are and I cried with her as well. And the worst part is that senior leadership will again not listen to the woes or I guess they are equally tired of being patient! Whatever it is, it’s hard, and I hope you get at least ten minutes to do whatever centers you!

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Looking at Turks and Caicos in April with my wife and our baby. Looking for low-key luxury, good food (and ideally some level of nanny/baby-sitting option). So far it seems that Point Grace, Grace Bay Club and Parrot Cay are looking like good options (though the latter is possibly on the pricey side). Anywhere else we should consider?

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28 yo s/w engineer + US MBA (Indian passport) planning to move to Canada because USA won’t allow my Indian spouse to work as a dependent. I’ve received an ITA. Tips on getting a consulting job in CAN?

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