How do I retire by next week? Need suggestions. Thank you. ✊ We in this together.

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Sprain your thumb, take immediate paid leave, then transition to full time disability, and move to a small village in papa new gunea or somewhere super inexpensive

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Sell deep in the money puts on SHIB. It’s 🚀to the 🌝

Did you make it?

Lo siento.

Neither did I.

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