What’s the best way to eat a watermelon?

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Underwater, duh it’s in the name

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Up the butt. Southpark showed scientifically this is more healthy and extracts the most nutrients per capita of melon

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Stem first

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Cut hole in the top. Get vodka and drain into watermelon over period of several days… eat

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Whole.

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Try to bite into it from the outside like an apple

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Juice it

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Swallow a feed. Let it grow into a watermelon. Bam. You’ve just eaten a watermelon

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