I want to sit on somebody’s face from this bowl and rapture their hypothalamus. Goodnight 💤

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Someone specific from this bowl or are you asking for a volunteer? I’m F, so not me, but curious if this strategy works 😂

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Not my post, but shockingly similar.

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woah woah 😭😭😭

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Why you crying?

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I volunteer, assuming you're a woman

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Hey I'm a giver

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Oh nah 😂 Gonna have to offer a bit more if I’m gonna have to be risking my brain function

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Remove two letters and we might have a deal 🗿

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That will be me tonight. Jumping on the plane soon. My friend needs to be taken care of so I’m happy to help. I will be the face being sat on though.

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Can we be friends as well?

Cum to papa

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Si papi

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If you where in the dmv 🌿👀🌿🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

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I'm willing to do this favor for you.

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Let's say Family consists of husband , wife and a kid . I understand we will get good facilities, education, cleanliness , good air etc , however I wanted to check whether people gel up easily in the new environment? Don't they feel loneliness/ difficult to adjust? Do they look for similar asian nationalities to kill boredom?

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I have a therapist that I see twice a month and it has helped me to some extent. I feel like I’m in a general plateau. I feel like we are going through some repetitive themes that I see and understand. I have high functioning depression and I’m going through the “and what?” Phase of it all. Is this common? How do you move on?

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I am shocked at how many people are unwilling to wear a mask. Are people really that selfish?

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Hello to all,
If you need someone to save from addiction we can try.
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And Coronavirus also......geez. 🤦‍♀️

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So i have adhd and really bad anxiety. Seeing a physchiatrist that will likely put me on anti anxiety meds.

Has anyone with adhd here gone on anti anxiety meds without treating the adhd, and if so how did the meds affect concentration and memory?

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I know everyone will have different answers for this but how did you know it was time to get sober? I think it might be time for me to find a new job and pursue sobriety, but I don't feel like I'm a rock bottom which is the only time I've ever seen people really commit to it (my father). Apathy isn't the right word but I just kind of feel numb about everything and I think being sober would maybe help.

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I feel guilty anytime I have downtime and am not working or learning. Actually, it's more anxiety than anything. Is this how they suck us in? With guilt and anxiety?

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Does anyone with adhd ever feel like they just can’t wake up? I feel so lazy but I want to be so productive. Also, lately when I take my medicine I can’t even focus on work just other things.

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Any DMVers? 👀

I’m there every Sunday, and I just hosted the NYC Meetup yesterday, but I’m down to do a brunch meet sometime soon!

If we have enough DMVers in here… ya know… I’m down to clown! 🥳

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NYC is having a meet up this Saturday, November 5th! If you’re interested, RSVP with me (via DM) by 12pm tonight so we can get a proper headcount!

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Alright, posting this again- but in the right place. I have a small NYC Fishbowl WhatsApp going and we’ve had about two meet ups so far. Just planned a third meet up at Tap Haus 33 for this Friday, if you’re free, drop by and meet some new folks.

DM me if you’re interested in joining the WhatsApp group. Also, lmk if you’re coming, the more the merrier :D

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Hey, anyone keen to meet up, Vancouver B.C.?

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Anyone near Philadelphia want to go to: mini golf, top golf, arcade, bowling, hiking, etc?

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Calling all my lovely people in jersey city, nj, nyc area; i have a rising star ranking in fishbowl if that helps 🤪

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Hi, Anyone here from Strategy&? Looking for a referral for an Associate level position.

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Any Bay Area peeps want to meet up next week? Going to be in town for work, but looking for a distraction.

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Where are you all traveling to for work?

Serendipitously meeting people on the road was one of the best parts traveling pre-Covid

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Can we please coordinate one for the gays and girls in NYC

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Hello all, good evening team, what are you planning this week?

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Anyone got a new telegram link?

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Anyone in DFW want to do something this weekend? Just moved here and I have no friends here 😢

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Is there anybody here? I just want somebody to chat with 🥺😭

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Anybody in the Tampa/St. Pete area? Let’s plan a meet up 😸

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any gays in here 😝

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This feels like the biggest sausage party ever

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44/M/CNJ - drinks? Lunch? Dinner? Coffee? debauchery?

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Anyone from Sacramento area/ Cali

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