“I wasn’t hired for my softball skills what am I even doing here??” Company events are always a mixed bag…

1 BHK flat in magarpatta city Pune ,available for sharing(male). It is semi furnished. It is a East facing home on the 5th floor & is over 500 sqft.
9k rent per month. Interested people DM

Is infosys giving pwfh for gurugram location.they mention remote work for 1 year in offer letter Is anyboday joined recently.?

Good evening Everyone, I have been a PSR for 10 years with the same company, but worked for 5 different practices. Was looking to move up in our company but from what I’m understanding, we have to have a degree in management. How would I go about trying to move up in and out of my position without a degree?

Which languages do you use at your job as a software engineer?

Are the non- financial industries easier to audit than financial industries? R auditors in retail or manufacturing for example less stressed than an auditor in banking or insurance industry?

Mink farms still exist? I thought everyone was cool with fake fur.

Hello. I am in between jobs - just quit yesterday, and starting new job jan 4. I am on stem opt extension. Do i have to report unemployment to uscis through DSO for the 12 days i am not employed until i update them again for the new job in jan? I just did my six month validation last week. Thank you!

I have 3 years of experience in RPA blue prims and also in power tools like power apps,power automate and power bi. Currently planning to switch to see more challenges and break them through RPA .
Could any one do a referral please .

Hi Fishes... I have cleared interview with Wipro and while uploading the documents i uploade document but they mentioned LOA & education certificate are incorrect so i re-uploaded them but again they mentioned LOA is incorrect.. so i connected with the person who sent me the link to upload the doc but no help from her.. i tried to open the link today (17th March) evening but the link was not opening... what will be the next step.. how can i upload it again.. Need your valuable advice.. TIA

Hi,

I'm interviewing for Data Analytics Sr Analyst at Salesforce,
What is the Salary range for for this role?

Y.O.E - 4.5 Yrs
CCTC - 10Lpa,
Holding other offer - 21 Lpa

How many hours are you IBD guys REALLY working. Everyone says 80+ hours but never seem to be around when you need them

PwC Toronto assurance: being offered a job as a transfer from the US. I’ll be transferring as a senior associate 1 (aka this is my promo year). I’ll be either tier 1 or 2 since I’m an easy promote here in New York. I was offered 61k CAD assuming I’m tier 3. They said they might adjust it if my rating comes in higher. What should I expect if I were either tier 1 or 2? Trying to minimize the salary reduction…

Did first set of redlines for a partner. Have ten years experience doing what this partner does but I am new to working with him. Said I did about a 7 out of 10 on that job. Not sure how to feel about that. What say you all? :) Keep in mind I asked for a 1 to 10 because I cannot talk to him about it for a week or so.

What is a material billable hours difference from your peers at the same group? If I bill 150 less a year than another associate should I be worried?

Hi, how is the work life balance and job security in Infosys?
Which location is the best for the AWS role?

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

Is it just me or have you also noticed that during the endless back to back zoom/teams meetings, people drift away and not take down action points?

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

I was recently promoted, and now part of my team report to me. I'm now able to see their pay rates and I am honestly so disappointed in the company. Especially since we just gave annual raises in Feb, plus we can all see where the money is going and it's not to the employees. Makes me sick

“You have a good looking face. But your body is absolute junk."

Joined a call to hear “how’s my sql replication looking? Yeah,!I’m good.)

This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

I made a couple errors at a new job. An important document to be distributed had wrong information on it, which was proofread by 2 other people. Then a couple of typos in emails, the person micromanaging me told me to send out but I didn’t fix the errors. Failed to meet a deadline but completed 95%. I was written up over all this last week, fired this week. There’s a lot more to this but I think it’s because the DM doesn’t like me.

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

“– Pick one: purple or blue.

– I can’t do this, this is way too complicated.”

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."