I work at a mid-sized law firm, and I walked past one of the partner's offices. He was on speakerphone shouting, "I don’t care if the raccoon was a registered emotional support animal, it still counts as breaking and entering!" I am dying to know the context, but I’m too afraid to ask.

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Recalling an awesome raccoon liquor store break in a year ago or so

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Raccoon-emotional support animal?! Pretty sure they don’t typically calm my nerves.
I’d love to hear the story too! Keep us posted

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