Mercedes-Benz Research & Development India If I like a girl in office, Can I approach her directly or via social media or via teams?Tata Consultancy Infosys EY KPMG Mercedes-Benz Research & Development India Volvo

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You don't hookup where you vlookup... Always remember that!

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Don't defecate where you eat. May be wait till you are on notice period, then ask her out if she is also interested in you :p

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Agree with JPMC1, but if you do approach her, please talk to her directly, but discreetly and do not use office communication channels to show affection.

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Aurat ka chakkar babu bhayya😂

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Jo b kro just remember, one complaint will ruin your entire career. Companies have zero tolerance towards such things.

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Try to make some common friends and get introduced through them.

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Adding to it. It'd be best to do it in person.
1. Shows confidence.
2. The girl gets to see you at your best and prepared
3. If the first impression is good you have won the half game already. Next step is to be funny and be ready with spot answers.

Good luck fellow human.

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Jaa Puchke aaa

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KPMG1 asking a girl out is not in violation of any CoC or policy.

Agree with KPMG1.. POSH act is so strict abt this.. it can consider under “making unpleasant environment for work” 😅

He can go through frnds circle bt direct approach is quite hard nowdays

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sent a mail bro

thats better than she responding back saying I am already in negotiations with another candidate

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