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These are the type of people who think National Treasure with Nicholas Cage was a documentary.

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They also think it’s a national treasure.

Thanks for reminding me… gotta go to the dry cleaners to pick up my other human suit. Maybe also due for a tail trim? 🦖

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Nearly all partners in Public Accounting firms are lizards so I can see why they would want to differentiate. The staff are Dark Elves. It’s really only the Senior Managers who are human.

SMs=crab people

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