I’m staying in tonight, plz tell me funny stories.🧐

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When I was 5 or 6, we went to a zoo with giraffes. There was a tall fence between us and them, maybe 6 feet, maybe 10 feet. Idk, when you're 5, everything looks 50 feet tall. Anyways, we're out there looking at the giraffes with lots of other ppl, probably like 20-30 nearby. This one giraffe decides it doesn't like me, so this mf'er swings its neck down and smacks me with one of its horns, knocking me on my ass. It was on that day that I learned that giraffes are assholes.

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Here for the laughs 🧐

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I might sext with someone tonight. If not, still will enjoy the conversation. Out of town until 8/12.

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POM1 Ok that makes sense. I feel like I never know who is who, gender, relationship status etc and hold back lol

D1 - looks like my question was helpful to you too, you are welcome 😂

Did you have an option to go out?

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I personally moved a round quite a bit landed my current location during pandemic not knowing anyone and have a few friends here. Still being able to do whatever it is you want to without needing to rely on others with planning is quite nice 😋

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Same tested positive for covid :( I really want to go outside but stuck inside

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Thanks EY1! You too!!

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I never left home today

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I'll be right over...

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