In case anyone is looking to “seed” a team… 🥴

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My brain is going to a really bad place with this.

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Perhaps this is Elon’s repopulation project

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The graphic design is making my skin crawl beyond the innuendo

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Tooling? What kinda tool we talking about here? 🤔

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You can’t seed with a lot of head….

Dude probably thought this ad was genius too smh

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Of note is that selected applicants will be “seeding” with 3 others, not by themselves

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Human centi-seeding?

Bro, what? 😂😂😂😂

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Fabio is experienced in “growth”.

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'Of data of' does not have the same ring as 'run spot run'

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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