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As long as you got your bonus and he's not catching your pants down it's ok
I’ve never had a problem with open kimono. Not sure why people on here are acting like A4 is crazy.
Coach
They’re acting like that because they are members of a micro generation that was raised to believe that being a good person means accepting that every claim of offense, no matter how obviously silly it is, must be taken very seriously.
I think that was inspired by noble intentions and probably accomplished some very good things, but it got to the point that you see on this thread and the pendulum swung back. I hope it does not swing back too far (although I guess it already has). Sensitivity is generally good.
Another one he said today “we’re going into bed with these guys”
Coach
SO. WHAT?
How about “we’re already pregnant with the issue”?
Coach
Oh no! It makes you think of a lady’s belly, which is dirty, dirty, dirty. Also, some people can’t get pregnant!
What’s the issue with caught with pants down? Kimono is obvious.
Coach
To open one’s kimono refers to opening a robe to demonstrate that there are no weapons hidden beneath it. There’s no sexual connotation.
Who cares
In this time, probably not. But it was probably fine in his culture. Just roll with it I guess.