Is this a "special" skill she's advertising or something?

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They could all be chained in the basement 🧐

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Sounds like she's open to more than just work

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IDK but her profile picture sure makes her look unhigned

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She cropped out the ‘send help’ sign in her hands

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Clearly from her descriptor she’s amplifying her voice!

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This gotta be a joke? Right? Someone tell me it's a joke.

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No joke. Clearly stated in the post.

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It probably how they afford to live in a big city.

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I think I saw this, was she pitching a reality show?

I smell a sitcom!

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