It was inevitable, wasn't it? An Eras Tour/Recruitment cringe crossover?

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Why didn’t you censor her name?

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That’s not a censor, that’s an artillery.

Hey it’s called intersectionality 😜

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The correlation of cringe Taylor fangirl and professional boss lady/toxic positivity attention seeker is not surprising.

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My brain stopped when I saw the word "finance". I'm looking for a man in finance....

I am, ironically, 6'7 and work in finance.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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This is how I feel!!!

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Nice try Accenture.

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