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I'm throwing a rotten 🍅 at you.

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I'm going to use this joke, lol.

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Do you want to get married?

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Sounds like he’s already ready for marriage and kids.

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🤣🤣🤣 I just laughed out loud!

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Omg….. 😂

Whoa with the dad jokes

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