Almost said the wrong name in bed yesterday; caught it right at the moment - the low-key panic I felt damn 😳

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That’s why you can’t go wrong with daddy lol

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SC1 lmao 🤣

Practice these with pronouns only. Modularize and Industrialize it

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This is my worst nightmare pending. I know it’ll happen to me one day and I’m not prepared 🙈

That’s the attitude A1. I have the same. A hookup is just that.

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These dating apps. ARGH! Someone “likes” you (takes the time to do that) then never messages you back. I don’t understand.

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45 M In Bay Area CA . Any female 🐠 from Bay Area here?

I'm on a beach in Florida and a guy walks up to me and is like "you're from Texas, huh?" And I'm like "yeah, how'd you know"? And then I realize how he knew...

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Serious question: When taking a girl out on a date - do you guys usually split the tab or is it more common to pick up the tab as the guy? I know it varies person to person but curious what the general consensus here is. Input from women and men appreciated!

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Grinder is so much more convenient for hookups. Anything similar for straight men?

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This Indian matchmaking show is interesting...love how the first girl is like “my partner needs to fit in my life” 😳🙄😳🙄🤭

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Thirty some female looking for a friend and travel companion. I am a no nonsense kinda person and just looking for Pure friendship /(buddy) with someone who lives and likes to travel (no benefits , no relationship, no BS) . Visiting nature spots in the US and around the world is on my bucket list. Idea to have a travel pal who also has similar goals. Not looking for relationship or any sort of dependency.

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Someone teach me how to flirt! How do I let this guy know I’m into him?

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My natural instinct is to assume rejection if I have conflict with a partner or don’t think my feelings are reciprocated. I’ll try to bring it up with them, but I’ll say “if you want to end this feel free” so it doesn’t hurt me (and they can say what they really mean instead of sugarcoating). Someone told me today that they just assume I’m not interested because I always seem to “run” but I’m not sure how to bring up problems/feelings otherwise. How do you approach these hard questions?

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What are the best dating apps back home in India? In places like Bangalore.

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People that hop between Dubai and Riyadh like me anybody interested in meeting up sometime and maintaining a semblance of a social life?

I feel like I wouldn't get many tips as a server because I'm a guy, is this really true or am I just making it up?

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Men - do you try to get out of an argument/fight by pretending like nothing happened? Why so?

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Has anyone ever been in a mostly platonic relationship? I don’t like to label myself much, but I don’t really like intimacy and don’t really like romance. Some people would say I’m asexual/aromantic, but unless that too is a spectrum, I don’t think I fit squarely into that group. As I get older, I’m realizing I’m feeling very lonely. It would be nice to find someone, but have it be platonic (any gender/sex). It’s weird, I know. It’s hard to articulate as well. Can anyone relate? 😭😭

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Has your pipeline and dating slowed down or is it just me?

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Need some rippers to play with, need 2.0 kds

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My confession is that as a young guy, I want us to go back to the office so I can meet driven, career minded, attractive women. So tired of being catfished and all the other BS on dating apps.

Edit: to clarify, I don't mean hitting on women at work. I would just like to meet quality women, and I don't go partying or to bars. It's very hard as someone in their 20s coming out of a pandemic to meet people.

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So I was hesitant to join this bowl due to the fact that I am not technically single yet. I am currently going through a divorce. I thought this bowl might be a way to meet people who could help me navigate the dating world (which is terrifying to me).

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Here's an update re the matchmaking as promised - one (potential) match has been made! 😜😄

But not enough profiles to create more matches 🤷🏻‍♀️. There are some great candidates waiting to be matched tho but more submissions are needed.

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Any NY F fish want to grab a drink this evening? 31M here.

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Hi Fishes, I have joined Capgemini today .Hr told us that we got the id tomorrow .Then we need to update the bank account in the talent portal.But where to get the mobile pass code and talent works only in intranet .How to connect from home laptop? As capg will deliver laptop after 7 to 8 days.can anyone please help ?Capgemini

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Here are some awesome apps for investment:-

1.Groww
All in one app- investment in Mutual funds,stocks,IPO,FD,Gold.
Link:-
https://app.groww.in/v3cO/61bcf14

2. Cred
For managing all credit cards at one place. Think as someone is paying you for your credit card bills.
Link:- https://app.cred.club/spQx/ce090339

3.INDMoney
Invest in foreign stocks and efts. As you need to diversify your portfolio.
Link:-https://indmoney.onelink.me/RmHC/9cb8da54

4.WazirX
Its my favourite for crypto investments.
Link:-https://wazirx.com/invite/j9kk5ted

5.12%club
For parking your emergency funds and getting 12% p.a is exceptionally good.
Link:-https://twelveclub.onelink.me/2Cmd/25922c

Never put all eggs in one basket.

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Does the size of the deals you work on impact your exit opps? I'm considering a role at an MM firm (non-PA firm) and they mentioned the deals are usually in the $200M area of size, which I realize is smaller than big 4 deals

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been in Financial services 4.5 years. It has been a struggle and hasn’t gotten easier Just got a job offer from the city. Feeling torn don’t know what to do. Wife wants me to take job and quit.

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How are people in Philly, are they kind towards immigrants ?
Will i face racism of any sort ?

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Anyone working in Pharma industry?

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Does anyone works with ubisoft Paris as an Engineer or Data Scientist. I would like to have an idea about the salary range of Ubisoft Paris please.

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PwC or EY Houston Tax?

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Is laptop reimbursement policy still available or not since hybrid wfo has resumed? Joined last month. This is for Mumbai

Many companies have these strict policies about what you can and cannot post on social media, which is fine and all, but the second you try to address a concern or highlight something in your workplace that could be improved, they will come down on you like the hammer of Thor.

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So plan B is still on track after all?

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This FTX guy. Lol.

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Anyone from MAQ software, please DM

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Thoughts on Prosci or SHRM-SCP certification? Which would be considered more valuable or highly regarded? Currently focused on Change Management but have a HR background (industry experience / area of study in college).

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Today I closed on the sale of my condo and celebrated with a bottle of Krug all to myself. Probably one of the most decadent and gluttonous things I’ve ever done, but 11/10 worth it.

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Ruth's Chris is garbage food at exorbitant prices. Like what did I just pay for? 🤡 Lol

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I came to US few years ago , I have a heavy accent and still struggle to express myself fluently at times. Any advice on best online resources to help with my accent/fluency?

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My back hurts so I’ve been laying on the floor looking at Fishbowl all day instead of doing my job.

Anyone have any good office chair recos for sedentary potatoes that wfh?

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Grinder is so much more convenient for hookups. Anything similar for straight men?

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Post a pic of your food and I’ll rate 1-10. Friday food party begins here 🍜

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Guy stood me and my friends up (he’s with his friends), then texted us 3 hours later to come to a different bar where he and his friends are, and apologized profusely. Said no. Do I forgive him tomorrow?

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Olive Garden was replaced by a Barnes & Noble in my neighborhood Supermarket… I’m unwell by this utter disrespect

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My confession is that as a young guy, I want us to go back to the office so I can meet driven, career minded, attractive women. So tired of being catfished and all the other BS on dating apps.

Edit: to clarify, I don't mean hitting on women at work. I would just like to meet quality women, and I don't go partying or to bars. It's very hard as someone in their 20s coming out of a pandemic to meet people.

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Should you gift your GF who has kids but not with you something for Mother’s Day? 👀 if yes what’s a good gift that’s not over involved ? (Not flowers or chocolates 🙄).

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Any single women like houses?

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Why are some people willing to do anything / obsessed about getting the green card in the U.S.?

When I asked them, they usually say they like American lifestyle. I love lifestyle in France, but I was in France, I was OK if I can't stay. Just trying to understand here so that I can have more empathy.

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So I dated a girl last year then things didn’t work out but we remained friends and kept in touch throughout the year (also meet up for coffee, beach day, etc) but nothing ever happened after we called it off. Now she moved to the city where I live and her parents came visiting her. She wanted them to meet me. She was really happy and she wanted to go out for lunch all together again. (Continue below)

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Projectile vomiting into the bathtub while using the bathroom from the other end is so much fun. Yay stomach bugs

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Out of your friends or friend group, how are you guys doing in life and career. Best guess.

1) Best
2) Better than most.
3) middle of the pack.
4) I’m struggling.

For me 3

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Do you think Putin will blow up the world just because of his ego?

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I can find women interested in relationships, but can't find anything casual.

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Idk who needs to hear this, but…

Just because someone disagrees with your perspective, it does not automatically mean they’re gaslighting you.

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