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You got us out of Afghanistan and your dog kept biting people. What's the last thing you remember?

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it’s 2125 — Welcome to the world of Mars. I am Robot from Mars — in 2020, a virus named corona killed all human beings. AI and Robots took over and shifted their base to Mars. You were abducted for our research project.

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Responses to this question say a lot about a person. Adding this to my icebreakers/interview list.

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Layoffs in the public sector. Anyone hiring?

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Make sure you fill out your pulse survey

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Might as well go back. 😴

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