I've never felt more like a peasant than I do waiting in that TSA line for a 6 PM takeoff at ORD

like
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

The fact you say peasant, means you're a douche that deserves to wait. Enjoy.

like

It's an elitist phrase that's annoying. People used to use it on this app some a month back, and would get shit on for it. Saving yourself some heartache. Don't act better than others. Not a cute quality.

like

You invoke the ruddy, churlish spirit of your great patron spirit, Wilford Brimley. His crippling diabetic dysfunction is barely concealed beneath his fat moustachioed mug. It looks like someone just shit in his dinner and he's none too pleased. http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001014

like

Today at O'Hare was a madhouse. No one deserves that.

like

Who peed in your cheerios?

Related Posts

How hard is it to land a finance job in nyc from San Francisco city, given the significant number of applicants in the city? Looking at IBd/business development jobs.

like

Ahh, LAX, I see you still have that construction and congestion issue... 🛫😝

like

What the what?! 6 hour delay in DFW, missed all client meetings. Guess I'm a real consultant now?

like

Greenberg Atl first year pay?

like

Anyone else delayed at LGA? Sky club meet up!

like

Anyone have reviews of the Amtrak trains between Bos-NYC? Northeast regional vs Acela? Off chance anyone’s looking to sell an Amtrak voucher at a discount? 😂

like

San Francisco - Google Office - where can I pray Jumu’ah?

like

Fully fund Roth and HSA on 1/1/21 for 2021 to get full year gain? Or DCA 1/1/21-12/31/21 to hedge?

like

Any recommendations for a private cook in Cabo San Lucas? Looking for good simple fresh Mexican food for 3 dinners and 2 lunches for 6 adults in our penthouse kitchen. Prefer this over going out to eat given we will have a full kitchen.

like

Any recommendations for hotels near Google's San Fran office?

like

LGA flight delay status, anybody?

like

Just had breakfast at TFG DFW and can't help but appreciate the meals at EY learning week from last week in Chicago.

like

Best city to live in in early-mid 20s?

likesmarthelpful

Overheard at LGA- wow! this is the nicest airport I've ever been in! Looked up expecting sarcasm and this girl has the BIGGEST smile on her face. I'm glad someone likes LGA😝

like

What’s R&R Partners Las Vegas like? Any thoughts and insights?

like

NYC Resturant List!! Category is Seafood: theBoil Surf Bar Hot & Spicy Luke’s Lobster Cajun Sea & Oyster Bar Seafood City Claw Daddy’s Burger and Lobster

like

Anyone at DFW terminal A wanna grab drinks 🤗🍸🍷🍇

like

Made flight by 1 minute dumb move LGA C9 doesnt mean terminal C. Then took wrong bus ended up in ghetto and taxi back. Hows eveyones thursday?

likehelpful

Pro tip: going to the T2 cab line @ ORD when T1/T3 are an absolute dumpster fire.

like

Why DCA, Just why are you delaying me today!! Flight crew might time out, can't even get in queue to taxi out. 😭😭

like

Additional Posts

millionaires by 30 - how’d you do it?

likefunny

People who left from big 4 to Microsoft, what did you gain and what did you lose? In terms of benefits and etc. Got an offer from Microsoft. Trying to gauge my expectations when I move.

like

Welcome to all teachers who are already using or those just thinking about starting a writing workshop in their classrooms. This is the place to share your questions, answers, successes and challenges. I am a Teacher Consultant with the Indiana Writing Project and have used WW in my high school classrooms since 2009 and am always eager to learn more. Please join our conversation and share your best beginning of the year WW activities.

If I'm on H1B and start an MBA program in Fall 2018, can I quit early and take the summer off and stay in the States? Or would I have to go back to India for that period? OR is it better to keep working until the date on my new I-20? Purely from a legal perspective, not financial.

Hi Everyone! I’m torn between which HR certification to pursue (SHRM-SCP or SPHR). Which one would you recommend and why?

like

It seems that common advice after getting your emergency fund, is to max out 401k, then IRA. But 401k limits are relatively high at $19500. Is that really where I should be putting all of my money prior to investing in my IRA, or should I invest only what my employer will match? I feel like if I aim to max out 401k limits, I’ll never touch my IRA.

like

Is it a good time to buy a condo now - 350k. My portfolio is 161k annual excl. bonus, 45k in savings, 38k in 401k. Rest of savings went into edu loan and fam support. Currently renting for 1700.

like

Do I need to elect for COBRA if lateraling? I have my last day this month, so current health insurance will terminate almost immediately, and I am relocating so won't start at new firm until end of August. I am not really familiar with how COBRA works and am confused.. it seems expensive for 3 weeks.

like

Is Trump the worst president in US history?

like

Friday thought - Being a new experience hire on the bench makes you question your intelligence, usefulness, and sanity

like

Does Big 4 or Accenture pay year end bonuses at any level? And if yes, how big are they typically at each level?

like

I'm supposed to join D. in Jan (after my original start dt got pushed from Sept.), however, due to circumstances outside of my control, I think I may need to push my start date - do you think the recruiter will be receptive to this? I've heard the bench is full of new grades now (I'm a new grade) or will the recruiter take this as reneging?

like

People in luxury buildings - do you also give a holiday gift to the rest of the staff? I’m mainly talking the people who may come in to fix things or for example the guy who mops the lobby every few days?

like

Anybody on an H1B on a mortgage? Any lessons to share? Currently renting but wondering if that’s good business

Thoughts on utilization? Why is this metric so important in the consulting world, beyond ratings/internal contribution? Should this not be the responsibility of the firm rather than individuals?

like

In one year from now, the person with the most 🐠 bowl points wins. But, what do they win? Ideas? Suggestions?

like

I typically despise all the "how many points" posts.... but alas here I am. WiFi didn't work on my flight. Anyone complained for this and how many points did you get??

like

Currently pregnant with baby 2 and a start-up which I was really keen on about 9 months ago came back around to offer me a position. I am about 4.5 months away from leave with my current firm. Am terribly nervous about accepting an getting more even half of the leave I could have gotten before. To top it all off they are offering 50% salary until they raise their target (about 30% to their goal right now). This position is in my dream field and a great fit for me, but the timing couldn’t be wors

like

Trying to get out of internal audit, but not getting response to non compliance jobs I’m applying to. A top 20 firm reached out about a busy season external audit contract role, would this help pivot?

like

What skill should I learn so my my next gig can be 80-100% remote? Currently in the IT Audit/ governance space. Leaning towards data analytics/ science and cyber as far as interests go

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
Download Fishbowl to see what others are saying
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the Fishbowl app

Get realtime notifications and see
what's happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.