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Tbf, this aint that bad. Sure, his words are a bit on the nose but why not? He isnt wrong though, i guess you are just not happy that you arent as healthy nor have multiple businesses on the side huh?

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Commenting for better reach

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Psycho. And what’s more psychotic is I bet he has 250,000 likes and 4,000 comments.

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Hey guys, did I tell you? I work out alot

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It's like a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy of Tony Robbins.

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I’m jealous he only works 8h a day — if I finished work at 6 I’d also have time for the gym every day

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Harnessing that inner Elizabeth Holmes energy 👏

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Ok.

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Lame. What even is his business?

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The job is tables

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Here’s the rest (yes, there’s even more)

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Good for him

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It's the "loves this" for me

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