just attended a black tie gala and my managing partner neglected to sport a cummerbund. oh the humanity. can you imagine such a travesty?? almost worse than the katten fishnet scandal!

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Cummerbund? I barely know her!

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I’d never heard of the word cummerbund before. The word sounded Hindi and I looked it up to see it has Indian origins. Interesting.

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Wait what was the Katten fishnet scandal?!?!?

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