Just interviewed a candidate who was in the bathroom when I called and proceeded with the interview. I could hear the toilet flushing and hand dryer in the background. Kids these days.

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I’d be impressed he can give coherent answers while shitting

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At least they washed their hands? Thats gotta count for somethinng

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