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All due respect to recruiters. But no. Just no.

(Disclosure: I'm a lawyer)

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As a black woman, the only lawyer I feel like I should be paid more than is Clarence Thomas. Cause he sucks. 😭

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Jon doesn’t seem like much of an expert on pricing

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Most recruiting jobs are going to be replaced by AI. Many legal jobs likely to follow within the next 5 years.

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Forcing me to use my standing desk

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I have two of these - they’re each 4 years old, battle-tested and keeping perfect time. Ronda movement in a US assembled case... very good 800-1k range watch for a wide range of wearability.

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Cross posted: Has anyone ever heard of this type of real estate private equity fund structure:

-One LLC, so only one PPM
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Does Underwriting carry any time sensitive tasks?

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So, I’m considering buying a 987 GT4 as a Friday/weekend car.
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Any position open for wordpress developer?

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It's the "loves this" for me

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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This is how I feel!!!

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

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I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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Nice try Accenture.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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