Let’s start doing auction 🤣

Past:
• Give interviews.
• Get an offer.
• Apply notice period.
• Join the new company.

Now:
• Give interviews.
• Get an offer.
• Apply notice period.
• Apply to more companies now with "on Notice Period" while applying.
• Collect as many competing offer letters as possible. (Amazon is a must)
• Invite all the recruiters to a zoom call and conduct an auction.
• Pick the best and ditch rest of the companies.
• Ditch the auction winner also two days before the join

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