Lol. Best taglines. Go...

Post Photo
likefunny
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

“Would you take on unethical work for revenue?”

likefunnyuplifting

If it isn't unethical, why do they go through such lengths to hide this information?

No

likefunnyupliftingsmart

Does your firm sacrifice babies to win engagements?

likefunny

3/3 MBB agrees that Crest whitens teeth better than the other leading toothpaste!

likefunny

„Money or power?“

likefunny

Clearly the answer to: Is KPMG the worst of the Big4?

funnylike

It depends

like

Plz fix

funny

Is looting people a gunpoint better than looting people for growth strategy?

like

Yes

Perhaps

Perhaps

Maybe

I don't know

Rationale

What does MBB stand for

Why would you lie to him? C1 it means McDonalds, Blockbuster, and Barnes and Noble

likefunnysmarthelpful

YOLO

No love for “maybe”?

Related Posts

Would like some opinions about how likely it is to make product analytics self serve by PMs? Anybody have success here? Or is it hopeless to think that product managers can pull their own data, look at their own dashboards, and do basic data tasks themselves?

like

Gut check. On HCP projects, do you find the client or CW suggests what part of ISI per page?

like

Does Deloitte India give goodies and joining kit ? Though people are posting with pics in linkedin. I have joined Deloitte. But I got only laptop and bag. 🥱🥱

like

What certifications should I get if I’m looking to go into cyber like data breach matters?

like

Any NJ/PA Labor and Employment attorneys looking to lateral? Working on multiple AmLaw opportunities.

like

Anyone have with recent experience interviewing/hiring with FP? Most of what I found online is from pre-covid but it sounds like things might have changed a bit.

like
like

I have an interview coming up for internal audit manager. Currently in external audit. When asked about my experience in ERM - what would you say Is transferable skills that I can leverage in my answer?

like

Could someone please refer me at Deloitte USI ?? I have the Job Ids with me

like

How much package can I ask from
SAP labs for 3 YOE, developer
associate level, Skill SAP ABAP.
Current package 5.5 LPA.
SAP @

like

Anyone want to run Bain-style cases with me?

like

Hello Sharks,

I am a Mechanical Engineer with ~5 years of experience in Aerospace Industry. Graduated in Tier 2 city college.

I want to give a try to Canadian opportunities and it would be really helpful if someone gives me initial guidance.

I am aware of the process but would need some detailed guidance, probably from someone who has migrated from India to Canada with a Tier 2 city college degree.

Thank you in advance.

Anyone in internal/corporate communications (government is a plus!) that wouldn’t mind looking over a corporate comms and experience strategy for a position I’ve applied for?

like

Hi fishes.

Can somebody please refer me for a legal (contract management services role) in Infosys. I carry 5.5 years of experience. Thanks in advance!

like

Hi Fishes!! I have got an offer from Infosys for Gurgaon Location. Mostly everyone knows Infosys is not present in NCR location. Although, my offer letter mentions I will be working remotely and no need to come to office. Is there anyone else who is in the same situation, i.e from Gurgaon Location.

like

Manage to Cop these bad boys in the last 24 hours

Post Photo
like

Last1

I am deeply shocked and hurt for the kind of things she has spoken for me and for my family in front of everyone, I don’t want to live with her anymore, i am feel very low and lonely but i fear that they would drag my family to the court and imply fake FIR as they say and she said very clearly that she will not let me walk out of this marriage easily. They have trapped us by pretending like a very good family with values, and showed their true colours after the marriage. Please suggest

Anyone take the CIPM recently? How was it?

like

Workday experts, how is work culture in Deloitte/IBM? Which one would b better IBM or D, considering wlb and onsite

like

Additional Posts in Consulting

Best fast food restaurant?

likeuplifting

Thank you so much to the Academy and everybody in this bowl. I could not have done this without you. Thank you to my firm, I couldn’t be funny without you. My mom… [sob for a sec] … you are my rock, I love you. Let’s all turn our broken hearts into funny posts.

Post Photo
funnylikeuplifting

Does anyone invest on WeBull? Are you actually able to get IPO prices for popular IPOs?

like

Hello! I’m going to BSchool in August. Any recommendations on books / websites / videos to be more prepared for management consulting interviews?

Can’t wait to switch to industry 😓

like

Looking for some advice - I'm thinking about going back to school in the next few years for my MBA and I'm wondering if I should stay at my firm for another year until I get promoted to consultant (level that most MBAs come in as) or if I should not bother and leave next year as a Senior Associate? I want the MBA for networking/taking a break from work and I also want to switch into marketing ideally.

like

I have a partner on my project who is full of feedback and suggestions but has never once said thank you to the team for their hard work or acknowledged our strengths. He comes off as very lecturey but the project is going according to plan and the client is happy. I think a little positive feedback would go a long way. Would it be rude of me as PM to ask the partner to strike a more positive, encouraging tone in meetings?

like

Does anyone have resources on how to quickly make pretty slides? Just transferred from audit to consulting and am hoping to skill up before my first project. Any tips are appreciated.

like

Told a friend of mine in tech I was considering moving to BCG. He asked me if I would have to move to Boston.

I followed up by asking what he thought the top consulting firms were. "I'd guess PwC and then McKinsey are the best. I've also heard of KPMG, Deloitte, and Bain, but I don't know much about them."

Just a reminder that outside our bubble no-one really cares about firm prestige etc.

likefunnyupliftingsmarthelpful

I’m new to this whole adulting thing… If I go to the doctor to check on a potential ankle sprain, what would I pay for out of pocket?

like

Advice please - I’m happy with my pay, work life balance, and feel the job is secure. But I’m micromanaged hard and can’t seem to care. Has anyone ever gotten out of a rut like that? I’m worried about moving somewhere else and losing the positives of this job.

like

Do you send a thank you note to the recruiter after the phone screen?

like

Will D partner pay ever match MBB partner pay?

funny

🐟 without dependents, what % of your monthly income do you save and what % do you contribute to 401k.

like

Hello fishes,
I want to know the procedure to get into IIiM ahmadabad(within india) or Duke university/simillar other for a MBA. Can anyone explain? TIA;

likefunny

Anyone here received offer for an experienced associate position in management consulting at PwC in the last couple of weeks? I know a handful of us done with the partner round interview and are waiting for the feedback. No response from the team after sending follow up email either. PwC

like

Ratings on three projects - 3,2,2. Utilization - 90%... Proposal hours - 15... Firm activities - 43 hrs... I then get a YE rating of 4 😕 ... How worried I should be regarding the layoffs???

like

Me everyday. Still end up working 12 hr days. When will it end.

Post Photo
likesmart

Deloitte Hey I start with Deloitte in a few weeks. Can u pay extra to upgrade to a better model phone and then possibly keep it forever? I ask because I haven't quit my old job yet & I reached the 2 year limit to where I can get another iPhone. The iPhone 11 128gb/12 mini 64gb are free. If I pay extra, the 13 pro 256gb is $550/13 pro max 256gb is $650. Even if I quit, the phone is mine. I was curious if Deloitte is the same? If not, then I wanted to make sure I buy one before I quit. Thx

like

What do you guys do when you're asked to share your screen for a presentation where you're just a listener? If I weren't presenting I'd take notes or work but now I can't!

like

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal