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LinkedIn “influencers” have a special place in the hatred section of my heart.

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Ugghh

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I am at a (data) loss on this..

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Is there anything you do in your personal life that cannot be related to data?

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It may or it may not but that’s not the point

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I can't even finish reading this tripe.

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What a L

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🫣 cringe.....

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This is the kind of post that'll get him noticed by leadership and promoted fast tho lmao

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Damn I miss my life before the pandemics (the home office part can stay, though).

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Hearing h1 extensions aren’t getting rejected all time high. I just submitted my extension ☹️

Art Director.
Sr. Art Director.
Art Supervisor.
Group Art Supervisor.
VP, Group Art Supervisor.
VP, Associate Creative Director.
VP, Creative Director.
SVP, Creative Director.
SVP, Group Creative Director.
EVP, Group Creative Director.
EVP, Executive Creative Director.

Seriously: why so many levels? Sounds like a lot of BS… basically should be: Art Director, Creative Director, CCO. Agree?

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Hi Fishes,

How much hike relaince jio gives to employees every year?

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How is the manager role of Deloitte India for analytics and cognitive practice? Anybody from this practice who can help me on this decision please. How is wlb, I know mine is going to be client facing and that I would be expected to do more that just project work but does that mean I would have to work on getting projects for practice or how it will be?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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This is how I feel!!!

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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