"Maybe forbidding things is just way too subtle for a thousand years later where people hate learning instead of love it."

Is it mandatory to come office 2 days per week in CBA?Any way that we can do WFH 5 days a week?

Seems like hiring has slowed down but i feel we are in for another bout of great resignations due to companies calling it's employees back now and employees finding ways to continue WFH. The ones who get lucky continue WFH while not so lucky ones will start switching and startups and other mid level companies cashing in on the talent. Looks like it's the lull before the storm.

At my company we are going fully remote and we are trying to determine what “remote working best practices” we can enable for our employees.

I’m coming to you all today to ask what has worked best for you that has allowed work to be more seamless?

For example we have toyed around with the idea of “no zoom meetings unless absolutely necessary. Otherwise all communication is to take place over email/Instant Message.

Looking forward to your feedback!

Looking to add 2 members to our team in CT. Asset management based team. Full benefits, pension, and enough leads to make your mind numb!

Seriously considering a move to Edward Jones. Pros? cons?

What do you wish were different about your firm?

Jummah Mubarak Fam 💚

Any reasonable monthly parking in Midtown?

When are bonuses and promotions getting announced in your company?

In cgi what are the shift timings for a tester ,?
#cgi

Transition manager with overall 12 years experience, looking for Transiton manager, project management or program management opportunities..

Best bars to hit downtown for a bday?

Trying to pull together a list of thought leadership themes/ questions and hypotheses for my clients. What have been some hot topics that have come up for you?

Hi Girls,

Anyone staying at Amanora in Pune, let me know if anyone can join me for an evening walk

Looking for practices in Oklahoma and Arkansas to possibly purchase.

What is the scope of Salesforce jobs in the market?

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

Is it just me or have you also noticed that during the endless back to back zoom/teams meetings, people drift away and not take down action points?

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”