Met a cute girl on a train, but she doesn't like LinkedIn? No, thank you! lol, we're all in agreement this didn't happen? I'm guessing he said he was a LinkedIn content creator, the woman rolled her eyes and she was the one who moved seats.

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CA means Craving Attention

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Surprised she didn’t say what’s a CA? 😂

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Craving attention

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She dodged a bullet.

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Opening with LinkedIn follow count is top worst lines of all time

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I wonder if there was any sane comment in the 48 comments the post received.

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I know! I can’t stand that.

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Also interesting that he puts the CA before his name. Like Dr is this a thing in Europe?

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I think that was a cleaver dis. Sounds like a keeper

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Also who on earth doesn’t know what LinkedIn is. Even if they don’t use it….

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Maybe she was just throwing shade on him. It just went over his head.

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Well, it looks like it wasn't true love lol. How dare someone not use LinkedIn and know they're in the presence of a real life LinkedIn influencer ha!

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It’s weird when people introduce themselves as what they do (i.e., their career) not who they are.

If your career is the most interesting thing about you then you should focus on fixing that before trying to meet strangers on a train…

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After reading this, CA probably means Canadian, constantly arrogant, certified a-hole, or clueless amateur.

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