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Beam Suntory: they’re the client where every meeting is essentially: "We know everything. You know nothing. Just do what we tell you and keep your POVs to yourself. Oh, and we are going to nickel & dime you on every expense while disputing every invoice we get.”

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PowerBar: about 15 years ago, they created a cemetery mural on their office wall for Halloween. On the tombstones, they wrote the names of all 5 of the agencies they had fired in the past 5 years, leaving the last one with our name on it and a question mark underneath it. Just pure assholery at its finest.

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I think about this a lot.

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Novartis client tossed design concept printouts across the table during a presentation and said “These are all fugly. What else do you have?”

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@PM1 awww man, you know it's real when a project manager weighs in!

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Huawei

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Subway

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#FACTS

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Under Armour

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Beats. By. Dre. Hands down.

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Reckitt Benckiser

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Gillette back in the day

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@director2 Omg yes. Anyone from P&G

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Activision.

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Verizon

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Stella Artois

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Altice. What a horrible name for a company. Never rhyme your brand with “ lice”.

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Nestle

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@senior global brand manager 1 - Clorox flagship; maybe they have changed now but for awhile it was simply terrible. Other brands were great though.

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Mazda

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Probably HPE. Their junior support was rude and uncreative

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BlackBerry and Bacardi.

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ANYYYY P&G

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