Most people used to meet their spouse at work! Idea “open to work” for teams but instead it’s “open to date” and it’s routed through HR so you can get pre cleared, to shoot your shot at work… Its like a credit card pre approval…. But for work dating… 😄

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Risk management here. No.

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We both are cooked then 😂

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HAHAHAHA

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Hey…. I’m tryna do things the right-ish way

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No one at work is even appealing wtf

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or just develop some social skills

Social skills are there big dawg but you can’t tell if someone is married/committed or in your conflicting business unit on teams without seeing if HR is chill with it 🤷🏻‍♂️

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you are regarded

if you were attractive you would have been hit on already

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