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Nope. 30 days or luck
How long until his test? In the past I’ve passed within 3 weeks of stopping. Lots of water, teas, and lemon juice.
Run on treadmill, drink gallons of water, try to sweat it out. Not much else that can be done other than trying to push back the test. Maybe see if he can postpone it by a week or two.
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Where are you all working that you need to take a drug test?
Not that I’ve seen. Depending on the frequency of his habit and how much body fat he has, anecdotal wisdom is 3-4 weeks. Most folks over hydrate, eat lean, etc during this time period.
I think they might be SOL if it’s a hair follicle test.
Over hydrate is key to urine dilution; however there are caveats to what you’re saying. Day prior to test and day of test the individual needs to eat dirty (high sugar/high fat) frequently to be in a caloric surplus throughout the day as THC metabolites are stored within fat cells so any additional burning of fat at that time could risk a positive for THC indicator, so even a 3 hour fasted state could cause problems if your body has not fully gotten rid of all metabolites. Additionally, you would still want your urine to be diluted but not cause a dilution risk result of the test so you could take creatine (too low of creatine levels could indicate an attempt at dilution and prompt an inconclusive result; this will also help with some water retention) and vitamin c + b complex to aid in having a urine color that would lessen an indication of dilution.
A gallon of water, gelatin +Gatorade, and vitamin b12 tablet to make your urine look yellow. It works like a charm.
Synthetic urine is the only way to pass if not outside of the ~30 day timeframe. The tricky part is keeping the “sample” at temperature. Must heat in microwave, use heating pad to keep at temp range - lots of variables.
Depending on the test center, they may check pockets / watch you.
Hair / blood test youre SOL.
Synthetic urine is stupidly risky (but it DOES work)… probably better to just be honest and mention that you consume cannabis.
No detox kit will ever work.
Your partner is toast.
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For a urine test a week of super hydration will help. I have heard that the kits work.
Depending on the rigor of the test he may need a do over if it’s too dilute.