New (annoying) LinkedIn trend alert: Post about your ADHD, and make it a long one.

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It's gotta be long enough so ADHD people can't finish it.

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I’m learning about a lot of shared traits (I must have it), but also am like, your post just took up several inches in my feed that could have been the gig post I am sitting here waiting for.

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The best part is the majority of the people who do this are clearly telling on themselves and giving away that they do not need the uppers. You can tell by the length of their posts like a drawn out ski slope rant.

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It’s…intriguing…watching people try to make their LinkedIn brand being neurodivergent when the % of neurodivergent creatives is probably higher than the % of female creatives.

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LinkedIn is arguably the most insufferably inauthentic performative garbage platform there is. It also sucks for jobs… It’s good for one thing. Making connections, and those connections might lead to a job.

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I like how it’s generally hinting at why they are unemployed / underemployed / why they have such short stints at places if you click on their profile

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Then don’t read it? I mean, you can literally just scroll right past it. The irony of you not having the attention span to read about ADHD is 🤌👨‍🍳

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those people don't have ahdh they are just stressed hustle mentality people that takes adheral to keep going

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Why do they never go get the therapy they so desparately need for it?

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