Not cringe, but LinkedIn related. Why do they want us to verify ourselves? And is there any benefit to us doing it?

Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

For additional engagement and more importantly for them, to acquire more of your personal data to do want they want with it. It’s totally cringe. F’ em.

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As I suspected. Thanks.

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LinkedIn is like a personality match for jobs. I don't post, but I love the set Job alerts. Both apps verification may be to verify that you're not lying about your work history. There are a lot of scammers out there. Someone can use your information as their own. I've heard of it happening.

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They can sell data related to verified profiles for a higher price.

smart

- $$$$

They claim a verified profile gets more interaction.

That might be true, but not sure it's because of verification or because those who engage more tend to be verified more often than non-engaging profiles.

I've verified my personal profile, but I also freelance managing other profiles. Don't think that would be possible if those profiles were verified.

I don't see any major difference in outcomes, btw.

There is no such thing as a free service. If you are not paying for it you are the product.

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