Not sure who’s more excited for “Return to office and normalcy” my manager or the delta variant?

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Probably your manager

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Maybe your manager is the delta. Plot twist.

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If you ask him, he’s Alpha 🥁

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Your landlord.

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Actually Eric Grossman is the most excited. 

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It’s me

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Let’s be honest when was the office ever normal?! My money is on delta. Then the next shutdown.

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Yo this post goes so hard hahaha

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