One of our MDs said this new AI tool we have is doing the equivalent of three junior employees. People laughed, but some looked worried. How worried are you about getting replaced?

ZS fish - I saw a really interesting job posting that I would love to learn more about (below) - anyone open to connecting?

How important is the border issue for you all when voting? My first time being so close to the border, and I still don't see how it's such a big deal smh

Those of you who do First Chapter Fridays or similar read-alouds, do you edit out curse words when you’re reading?

Anyone joined Non-technical teams or about to join ?? This week or next week

What clients does Nagarro have? Indian? US? European? Spreaded accross the world?

What are your thoughts of consultants and auditors doing client work in a coffee shop, using said coffee shop’s wifi?

If my lawyer sent a document with my signature on my behalf to the judge/investigator before I was ready for them to and didn’t notify me till several hours later when I asked when the final doc would go be ready for me to review, should I be upset? I was not copied or bcc’d on the email so I feel like this is unacceptable but not sure what lawyers usually do.

When a recruiter emails you at work, how do you respond? I feel like it’s stupid to use my firm email for that, but it seems like when I forward to my personal email and reply there, I never get a response?

When are the usual trips to france done in Airbus?

What kind of ML/AI work happens in PE and VC firms, if any? I've been trying to get some understanding around, but there's not much shared except some marketing funda.

Found a bed bug in a Radisson Red in Campinas Brazil, how many points?

Anyone hear of the firm GHJ? I believe it’s in LA. Thoughts?

One of my friend has received an inquiry email from capgemini that it has been found that he is moonlighting. has anyone has received a similar email ? He is just working with capgemini only and is currently serving notice period and was expecting to leave by start of january 2023. Is capgemini harassing the guy ? Has anyone else got the same email ?

Anyone here have any experience with The Mars Agency? What’s it like over there?

Hi Fishes,
What are general responsibilities of BA4 designated employee in Barclays as Salesforce developer?

What happens in the offer interview in EPAM everywhere, please share details if any previously given.

Dear fishes,
Looking for referrals for the role of a product owner.

experience - 6 years.

Available to join immediately. Any referrals would be highly appreciated.

Regards

Who hires junior strategists? Where should I start looking? I’m loving my planning internship right now, but I want to apply elsewhere in case I don’t get an offer, but I’m not seeing anything open.

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

I don’t have a horse in this fight

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

Today someone quit and just straight up walked out of the office. Like something you'd see in a movie. My jaw is still open. You ever seen this happen?

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

“If I have COVID, I won’t tell anyone” why oh why? 🤔😫

I made a couple errors at a new job. An important document to be distributed had wrong information on it, which was proofread by 2 other people. Then a couple of typos in emails, the person micromanaging me told me to send out but I didn’t fix the errors. Failed to meet a deadline but completed 95%. I was written up over all this last week, fired this week. There’s a lot more to this but I think it’s because the DM doesn’t like me.

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

“I just want to see her cry” — People! Wtf!

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...