“Real men don’t spit, they swallow” … in a conversation talking about chewing tobacco/dip

After 13 years in government, really want to get out. Anyone have experience convincing the rest of the world you’re not a “government employee”? I think hiring managers see government work and assume I’m lazy. Ways to get around this?

I work for ERC department and assist north america employees..it's been like 17months now and within ERC i have also done Ticketing and HR cases...
I am not sure how many of you know what ERC is ..

I am tired of doing this now and want to try for IJP or atleast some other company..

Can you all refer to the positions i can apply with the experience of ERC?? This can be within Amazon or any other company..

Any leads would be appreciated 😊

Hey Fishes.. any idea on Monthly Overseas Allowance (MOA) . Is it part of Fixed salary (net as mentioned in Offer) or and addition to it.

Hi there fishers!!
Can I get a referral or a job opportunity from your end?
Can I DM you with my resume??
(Please!)

Have any respiratory therapists found jobs OTHER than being a clinical RT? I want to possibly change careers, but I am finding that a lot of jobs (clinical liason, utilization review, etc) want you to have a nursing degree, not a respiratory degree. I feel like as an RT we are limited to jobs.

Hey i am appearing in SFCC architect exam can anyone help if there is any preparation material available other than sfcc documentation.

I got variable pay of 1 lack, two times after April's appraisal (so total 2 lack). I didn't had variable component mentioned in offer letter, but it was showing up in hr portal. Now payroll people are calling me and asking me to return the 1 lack saying it was done by mistake. What should I do?

What healthcare consulting firms are hiring right now?

Wanting to leave Life Science/ implementation work behind and do something new. I need a challenge. Okay w ops roles. Over 6 years of consulting and about 10 years total work experience.

Any reviews on British petroleum. I have scheduled interview with them. Any pointers please.

There are too many men out there who think that just because I'm being polite, it's a sign that they should flirt with me while I'm at work. I thought this was 2022, why haven't we as a society gotten past this yet?

Is it safe to join Paytm? I am afraid for the job security because we can see the stock price is plummeting and the payments Bank license is also on hold, etc. Please guide. I have 1 offer from other good company but pay is less compared to paytm (4-5 lakh difference)

Is Canada visa initiated for anyone in TCS

Is there some specific time when visa will be initiated for Canada

Hi everyone, can you share the ideal salary range for an executive search professional with 10 years of experience?

How do i join the consulting bowl on this app? I somehow cant find it? Thanks

I am having LTI offer letter but the joining date mentioned in that is incorrect. When I called HR to change the date she told me to first accept the offer letter and resign from the current company and give me the screenshot of your resignation mail. So I did as she told. But till now my joining date is not changed in the offer letter and HR is not replying to any email, call or sms. What should I do now?

Hi im looking for referrals in Deloitte Canada. Can any one help, would be happy to arrange a coffee chat to walk you through my experience and resume

Has anyone seen any unique places to find UX portfolios or post jobs other than the usual suspects?
Some UX Slack channels were doing well for a while but I definitely don’t see as much traction there. Meetups obviously came and went. Even the portfolio sites like Dribbble and Behance don’t seem that same.

I'm in the market for monitors for my home office. Does anyone have any advice?

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

I was in a meeting, and there was a new attendee, a fellow Asian guy.

Senior member: “Hi [new attendee’s name], where are you from?”

New attendee: “from [city and state]”

Senior member: “No, where are you reeeeaaaallllyyy from?”

**awkward silence**

New attendee: “from God”

Well… 🫣

If you are an immigrant and people ask you where you are from, how do you usually respond?

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

Heard from me:

“Oh, junior person, you have edits to the monthly activity report 3 days after your deadline to review the report, and after I sent it to the client? How lovely for you."

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

Thoughts on “special” salary grades. I just found out the VP I was offered is not a grade 12 like most comparable roles (verified). Also not an 11, but an 11A. Slightly higher than an 11, a good bit lower than a 12. All due to the fact that it’s a leap from my current position. Why should that matter…..shouldn’t it pay what it should pay if I am selected, rather that curving down towards my current rate?

Is it just me or have you also noticed that during the endless back to back zoom/teams meetings, people drift away and not take down action points?

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE