Reasons for LinkedIn cringe per ChatGPT:

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Rising Star

all - qq I’m currently on an LoA, stuck in India due to personal reasons (on F1 OPT) right now. I have a lot of interest in teaching kids online (coding and such), could I do non contractual job teaching coding online while in India with an indian firm?

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works at EY

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How does having a cute puppy actually help guys get girls? Is it more effective than having a sports car?

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a Research Associate

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Chief

Song recos for when you’re mad?

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a Cashier

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Thinking of switching employers. Do you think bigger retail stores (the ones that have several locations) are easier or harder to work at than little hole-in-the-wall grocery stores (which is all I've ever done)? It seems like the larger chain stores would have more downtime, but I'm wondering if anyone could give some input.

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works at Leo Burnett

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What’s the average hourly freelance rate for digital art directors with 3 years of experience in NYC?

Anonymous User

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Hi, I have an offer from Deloitte India where LTA is shown as part of CTC. Can I get this amount as monthly or I can only claim this in March (year end). Please help existing Deloitte employees. . Urgent. Thanks a lot. Deloitte India Deloitte USI Deloitte

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works at Accenture

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Looking to upgrade dress shirts, looking at Charles’s Tyrwhitt non iron stretch and they have a really good deal (3 for $99) thoughts on their shirts? Never tried on, will probably order my size 15.5 34 in a slim

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works at PwC

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One is the loneliest number...and it’s just me in this fishbowl.

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works at Tata Consultancy

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Looking for Full Stack Dev opportunities at TCS, Can anyone refer me?

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works at Accubits

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Hiring is going on for ReactJS Dev's... DM for referrals

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works at DXC Technology

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Any possibility of postponing the LWD by the manager here in CGI, even we have not taken any leaves?

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works at Cognizant technology and solutions

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Hii joining CGI in support project is good for future... please help me with this need to confirm the offer by tdy...

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One time I had opposing counsel who just lost hard after oral argument stand up and say, "I'd just like to note my appeal." Um... OK....

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works at Infosys

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Hi People,
I'm looking for a job change. I've been working with Infosys for HSBC bank as a Java Developer for 2 years now.
I've 2 years of experience as java spring boot developer.
Could you please help to refer me in your company? Product based company will be more suitable.
Let me know if any information required.
Thanks.

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Hi, just got an offer for an L5 and could use some help negotiating. I’m located in LA.

Base: $180k
Equity: $164k
Bonus: $36k

Thoughts on whether base is fair? How much can I request as a sign on bonus?

Thanks so much 😊

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works at KPMG

▸ Advisory

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Do I need to know ratios for FDD case study?

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works at Accenture

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Is it wise to switch from testing background to Salesforce after 10 years of IT experience? If so should I start as an admin?

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works at KPMG

After submitting my resume for the Global Finance and Business Management full time position at JP Morgan (my dream job!), I got a HireVue invite the next day! However, I completed it 9 days ago and still have no response....

When do we get a response in average, and after how much time does it mean I probably am not getting an offer to continue?

Thanks!

JPMorgan Chase JPMorgan Investment Management

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I recently bought my 1st home in TX. I want to get into real estate and eventually own/rent out multiple homes. Are there any good recommendations/tips on books/articles/websites that others have used to get started?

I've read about HELOC and cash out refinance to get a 2nd home but articles are so scattered that it gets confusing which is better in terms of tax benefits and immediate costs, etc. Anything others have found helpful that summarized how to get started would be great!

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a Financial Representative

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a Senior Software Developer

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I have job offers from Poland and Latvia, considering everything (political situation right now, growth, future opportunities, living standard) is it advisable to move there from India.
Thanks in advance 🙂

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

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a Senior Consultant

▸ Healthcare

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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works at Isobar

▸ Design

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Anonymous User

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Enthusiast

Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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a Senior Manager

Borrowed from the consulting bowl, but I thought ya’ll might like some locally-sourced cringe

https://joinfishbowl.com/post_4pspd7fuzd

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works at McKinsey & Company

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The post bragging about personal finance achievements are getting me more irritated than the career achievement brags

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a Senior Engineer

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Visual Storyteller

God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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works at EY

▸ Operations

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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a Workday AMS Consultant

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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a Human Resources Coordinator

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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an Associate

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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a Senior Associate

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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a Principal

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Rising Star

I ama post this on LinkedIn

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a Creative Operations, Product Marketing

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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a Manager

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Enthusiast

crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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a Senior Manager

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Visual Storyteller

Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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a Manager