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Great job censoring the name ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ

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Good thing you arenโ€™t in charge of redacting classified info for the CIA.

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Presidents just keep those at their house anyway lol

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Despite my efforts I still got reported lmao- this bowl hates me.

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Not a very strong effort though.

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This one is going to make some of yโ€™all mad, but itโ€™s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is โ€œis it a shirt day or a skirt dayโ€โ€ฆ. Like women donโ€™t wear shirts with skirts and men donโ€™t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. Iโ€™ll just leave this here.

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up๐Ÿคฃ

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe ๐Ÿซข (1/2)

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