So how does this kitchen thing work to make food? Is there a switch I need to turn on?

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As a seasoned kitchen pro, here are some valuable hacks:

-If you are using the oven, just remember that if you double the temperature, you can halve the baking time.
-Set the microwave power to over 9000 for best results
-Most stoves need all the burners turned on at the same time for just one to work well

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Speak into the oven and something will appear.

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I've given myself stomach problems more than once in the last 5 days -- this is why I travel

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The microwave precisely has numbers for this reason alone. Press 1 to get a pizza, 2 for a burger...you should have received a manual for the list

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I hear ya

Google it.

For best results, take the pop-tarts out of their foil package before microwaving or toasting.

Yes. The switch is behind the refrigerator! If you don’t find it there - it will be under the dishwasher.

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