Someone please award this gentleman Bharat Ratna !
Linkedin has become so bad these day, people trying to post crap to garner likes/follows and this is coming from someone from Tier 1 MBA college !!

What are your thoughts

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works at
You are currently posting as works at

Cringe post and many assholes will like these kinda posts and make that moron famous!

Linkedin is becoming Facebook now.. Every incident becoming a motivational episode..

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I(M) was in a this kind of situation, had coding round but internet was not stable. After 15mins my interviewer (F) was like “I won’t be able to take your interview like this”.
I was literally at the mercy of her patience, hopefully things got stable.
So its not the same for everyone I guess.

Exactly same thing happenned with me, it was microsoft interview and a girl was taking it. My internet decided to screw me that day for 5 mins but that lady couldnt handle it..😅 and blasted at me. You can guess the outcome.

LinkedIn pays you money if you garner enough followers, like and share marne walo ki bhi Kami nai hai

Chapri tik-tokers 🤷‍♂️ with a ting of professionalism = Such attention seeker, copy paste LinkedIn ke chode influencer

yeah fishbowl >> linkedin

40 min baad socha ki ab reschedule karna chahiye. He is brilliant. Hum log toh 1 ghanta ruk jaate hai...fhir bhi yeh idea nahi aata. Mind-blowing post.

I am sure he will select her and at the end...

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It's a copy pasted post. Read it somewhere else too 🤣

agar yahi kaand internet ka chutiyapa kisi ladke ke sath hua hota toh gaali dekar usko tum log kehte ho k ...."internet sahi nahi chal rha hai ...Better luck next time"...
tum log ladke ko dubara call tak nhi karte & even voh try kare dubara to call attend bhi nahi karte ....
toh kisi ladki ko empathy dikha kar faltu ka gyan yahan chodo...

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