Someone please award this gentleman Bharat Ratna !
Linkedin has become so bad these day, people trying to post crap to garner likes/follows and this is coming from someone from Tier 1 MBA college !!

What are your thoughts

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IIM tag lag Jane se hi aadmi us layak nahi ban jata, c*utiya c*utiya hi rahta hai.....these guys are omnipresent. Simping aur pimping ke betaaj badshah!
Ab koi aayega mereko bolne ke liye ki 'you definitely didn't clear IIM hence saying like this and bashing iim folks'.

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Accenture 1, I am not saying they are easy to get into. They are damn tough and I have some awesome friends from there who are very good in nature. I am pretty sure most folks will have such good people in their connection.
I am not demeaning any institute bhai.

Empathy k simp chodhe..
If same happened with boy they say galti hai tumhari you should have alternative internet connections

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Bhai ye sab empathy, sympathy sab girls k liye rakte h log.
Muje mild fever or jukham ta or me persistent me interview dene gya ta. Interviewer ne kuch question pucha to mene samne pade mere resume ko dekne ka try kiya to sale ne muje interview se bahar nikal diya or gyan dene lga.

Koi bimar hoke b Barish m interview dene aya fir b hum boys se kisko koi sympathy nhi hoti.

Ye sab online portal pe juth bolte h, itna koi harishchandra nhi h idhar.

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Koi nhi bhai

Most of these posts are total lies. LinkedIn is cringe nowadays.

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For now. It won't take time for fishbowl to convert into same.
I'm already seeing early onset of these cringe posts here.

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It's a very good post, Why does it trigger you?He has worked hard to reach where he is. Whats negative in that post.? He gave a attractive first line to garner views but his post gives a good message to be patient and have empathy for the person on other side.

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It's truly weird how suddenly all the linkedin influencers will suddenly have interviews with a girl with bad internet connectivity and show us how to spread empathy...

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Once me and my female colleague with the same skill set put LinkedIn status for seeking a job.

She got more than 30 DMs of people saying "send me your CV" on the other hand I only got 11 likes and no comments no DMs 🤣

I have more connections than her.

This sh*t is true.

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🫂

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Same never happens for men 😜

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Man these stupid fuckers even get lot of likes and reach. Bc I made a girl cry..my ass

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These same posts will come from multiple people

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Facebook then Quora then Linkedin ...these MFs reach everywhere

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Like a Zombie breakout , they are everywhere

Give him a Nobel peace prize 🏆

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It's just copy paste Shitposting. I have been seeing this same post (by different interviewers- who are still barely out of their MBA programs, btw), for over a year now.

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he could conduct this interview over phone also ? before pandemic telephonic was common now everyone wants cam on

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there have been many cases in hyderabad where employee on cam is just doing lip syncing with help of Bluetooth some trainer is helping in answering. A fraud person will find his way , then only option is F2F in person.

Just to gain likes and become Linkedin influencer. Linkedin was much professional 10 years back when less people had internet just like any social media or Internet in general.

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Cring level ultra high....... Bc LinkedIn ko bhi nahi choda in logone.....

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I don't understand why he took 40 mins to know she has internet problems. Just 10 mins is enough to understand , and you can give 5 more minutes to try again and then you can directly call her on mobile to asses. Why such fake post?

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Corporate cringe

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Cringe level pro max

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Bhai saari sympathy girl candidate :')

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Cant he just call her and take the interview

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Not allowed in most organizations.

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