Speaking of firm headshots, I was looking up people at Crowell & Moring and saw this. 🤣

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Dude was grinding so hard he couldn’t pose for the picture.

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"You had your second and blew it. These hours don't bill themselves." John, probably.

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Ghost partner!

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To be fair, I know a lot of partners who will ghost you.

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Where did he go???

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More like catfish partners. This is what happens when a firm gets a new website and the partners with the decades' old photos refuse to get new ones... come on, John!

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That was my law school graduation photo

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Equity partners last too long smh.

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Nice try, John Cena

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Accurate af LMAO

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