Sure is a lotta “wisdom” slung around on the LibkedIn 😪

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Ok. 👍

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At least they can spell

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Is the cringe part your post?

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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I woke up today tired.

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I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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