Tell me a joke you hear all the time that isn’t supposed to be a joke. I’ll go first: “If they love it, they’ll find the budget.”

Hello. I currently work in-house as a Legal Operations Manager. I am working on a project to expand our network of law firms.

Any recommendations of boutique law firms in CA that have experience in commercial litigation for retail/fashion/apparel/home companies? Specifically consumer class action, unfair business practices, false advertising/17200, data privacy.

Thanks for your recommendations.

Hello all! Has anyone completed the Professional Certificate in Product Management program with Kellogg Northwestern?

I’m currently a technical project manager looking to pivot into Product Management. I’m wondering - is this investment worth it? Interested to hear your thoughts.

For context, I graduated in December 2021 with a business degree and have 1-1/2 professional experience in tech/marketing/project management.

Thanks in advance!

I'm new to being a UX designer.... is it ok to have 1 project in my portfolio...

Hi Fishes,

I have offer from both nagaroo and Publicis sapeint. Project is not decided in PS but Nagarro hire me for the ZS Client itself.

I am looking for job security, wlb and good project to work on.

Fishes, can you please suggest which should I join?

I have received an offer from Mphasis but client is DXC ...is it a good option to consider. Are there chances to get development. Stack - .net angular

Qualifications
• Bachelor's degree in Engineering (Preferred )
• Knowledge on Basic Linux and Windows is must.
• RHCSA or RHCE will be preferred.
• Candidates who have completed internship or project on Linux will be preferred.
Exp: 0 – 1 Year
Job Location: Pune
Job Description:
We are looking for a Linux administrator who will be responsible for designing, implementing, and monitoring the infrastructure; also, to collaborate with other team members for smooth operations of Edge

UBS or Morgan Stanley ??please help fishes I have joining next week

Both at client side

Hi Guys,I joined Cognizant as a BA.One client took interview for RPA Project.I was pretty happy it's a new tech but into the project the onsite BA's r doing all the work n m just creating documentation.I am really frustrated.I picked cognizant of many good offers.They r spoiling my career.What shud I do? Tell my manager or just resign.Its not good leaving company in 6-7 months.
Plz help.

Good morning, hope everyone is having a great week! Does anyone have any advice on breaking into an analyst role? I am currently a Senior Customer Success Manager, with a background in Operations/Process and Project Management as well. I have always enjoyed the analysis pieces of my roles and would love to expand my skills to show how qualified for a position in data analytics. Thank you in advance for the help!

Hi Guys, Anyone working in snet project?

Hi I work in paid search. Would pivoting to project magnet be feasible/realistic. All advice welcomed. Just a mid 20yr trying to figure this corporate game out. Thanks.

Hii all ....
Can anyone give me some info regarding project allocation in tiger analytics?
It has been 3 months since I joined...still not allocated to any project.....
I am little worried about the recession news coming......

I am a construction project manager and have managed very high end 40,000 + custom estate projects. I am looking to do residential development projects as well but need a finance partner. If anyone is interested in partnering for projects please contact me. Projects would be self-performed without the need for a GC and various soft costs.

What helps you deal with stress and anxiety? It's all starting to feel like a lot and I'm afraid it'll start hurting my client relationships if I don't find a better way to cope soon.

What is the most useful technical or soft skills for any mechanical engineer to have where you work? I’m curious to know what really matters for everyone and what makes a big impact on the team and business.

Specifics if you can; CAD tools, simulation, CAD speed or proficiency, industry or standards knowledge, GD&T, certifications, Microsoft Excel, presentation skills, technical writing, project management, self organization, great communication, teaching ability, relationship building, etc.

AA looking for a project coordinator role. Any advice for making the jump?

I gained weight during my last relationship (probably around 30 lbs, and I’m 5’9”). Before my relationship, I felt like I could get any guy. But I’ve been single for 2 years now and it’s been so hard to date. I’m not sure if maybe I’ve lost confidence, but I legitimately don’t know how to get a guy to be interested. Any pointers?

Fishes, can someone please let me know that is there shift allowance paid to Jpmc employees? I got shortlisted for ccb lob and my shift timings are 12 pm to 9pm ist. Thanks in advance.

How do you effectively plan for retirement?

Koi batayega ye sensex ko kya ho rha hai? Paisa dalne k liye wait kar rha tha socha aur neeche jayega..aur upar ja rha hai.

Is infinite computer solutions provide azure data projects many?

Does anyone here work in-house? Or as an outside GC to a company?

Pro tip I wish I received: when lateraling back up your phone before leaving so you don’t lose it’s contents when your previous firm remote-factory resets the device.

Is thought works a good organization to join , in terms of job security and work life balance ?

Can someone please help me to decide between Zee entertainment enterprise ltd and Deloitte for 3 YOE in NodeJs Developer ?

Looking for a referral (product companies) for below skill sets. 1 month np left.

Yoe- 8
skills - Java, Microservices, Springboot, docker, aws, familiar with angular

Anyone have recommendations for a dog trainer in Queens?

Any recs for mixology classes for couples?

Is it normal in Amex that managers (leaders) are arrogant and doesn’t give a damn? Or is it just me with a sheer bad luck!

Anyone know if Fuqua starts phone calls a day earlier like most other schools or do they wait until the release date (this Friday)?

Hey what’s Tuck like to go to

Hi All,
Need help with a referral at PepsiCo. Please let me know if anyone can.

Thanks a lot!

I’m gonna short the shit the out of Peloton, hopefully will get rich enough to buy one

Making a horizontal move at the Manager level from a traditional to digital team - how can I perform my best and not be babysat by my boss while I try to learn everything?

What’s the best group to work on at FCB Health?

What's the longest you've ever had to wait between a verbal and written offer (and why)?

Recent immigrants...is Covid making you want to go back “home”? Cont

Good salary for a mid level planner?

How common is being told to lie to clients about the number of current staff or about the abilities of current staff? For example, promising services that no one at the agency is able to do?

So... MRCL. It’s an intranet, right?

Jumping to ACD at a new agency from senior. My CD was telling me that ACD is the worst job bc you are doing your CDs job and yours. I’m sill excited. ACDs+: What’s your favorite part of being an ACD?

Anyone else just waiting for impending layoffs or are we at the end of the recent wave?

What’s the salary bandwidth for a senior account executive?

The next time your client asks for analytics on your idea: just say "Josh Donaldson and Hillary's pollsters."

Anyone else two Phones club 👍

Work in data strategy consulting with in London and considering moving to Singapore. Any insight into salary for VP level? How easy is it to get visas?

Bbdo or McCann?

Sitting at home today staring at crypto charts ... can't wait to see what happens come August 1! Eek.

It goes down in the company bowl.

Thinking of switching over to a non-creative role but not sure how my soul will react. Anyone here done it? What was the outcome?

I’m looking for some new things to read or listen to — doesn’t need to be ad-related. Books, podcasts, whaddya got?
I’m not really into fiction, but open to anything. Last books I enjoyed were Junior and Moonwalking with Einstein, last podcast I binged was Startup (Gimlet).

Fishbowl gentlemen, what are you wearing to your holiday party? 👔👗👙👘🎩